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Joke of the Day

"(All credit goes to my 4 year old niece) How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentickles!"

"I need help! So my friend is mormon and he always makes mexican jokes to me and I need something to get him back,so jokesters of reddit. Do you know any mormon jokes?"

"This one's a classic from my childhood: Say the letter ""X"" ten times fast. \\_()_/ "

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To say hello to the other side."

"Did you ever see that movie about constipation? of course not, it never came out."

"It must have been really strange for Jesus to be the only white guy in the entire Middle East."

"[first date] Her: omg are you wearing a cape? Lol Me: [texting mom] ok you were right about the cape"

"Why are men smarter during sex? Because during sex they're plugged into a fucking know-it-all!"

"What the difference between What's the difference between a chick pea and lentil? I've never paid to have a lentil on me!"

"What's the difference between an attorney and a herd of buffalo? The attorney charges more."