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Joke of the Day

"You would be a good dancer Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet"

"Who's the aardvark's favorite female vocalist? Bearbara Streis-ant!"

"So I asked my roommate why life was so hard... (NSFW Language) He responded, ""How else would it fuck you?"""

"Bom Dia means good morning in Portuguese Apparently it also means bomb him in Indonesian"

"""Ahmed, you're parking too far away from the sidewalk."" ""Who cares, its gonna explode anyways."""

"Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack? we have the Iron Giant"

"You can't run through a campground. You can only ran, because it's past tents."

"You gotta hand it to the blind prostitute. .. ..."

"I tried planting some seeds on myself... I wasn't into it at first, but now it's growing on me."

"What's the difference between ""Fake News"" and CNN? I don't know Reddit, that's why I'm asking you?"