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Joke of the Day

"I tried the blowjob trick with dogs and peanut butter I don't know what the fuss is all about. It tasted terrible."

"I'm not the best at giving advice when it comes to tequila So you'll have to take it with a grain of salt..."

"Horse walks up to a mirror and says ""Why the long face?"" Mirror says, ""I'm not sad, I'm just reflective today."""

"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"

"Why is the robot good at one night stands? Because he nuts and bolts."

"I was riding a horse once and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it -- everyone on the carousel freaked out."

"Never look at the guy riding a unicycle, you're giving him what he wants"

"Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell."

"Comcast opens an airline. The airplane only goes full speed to certain, partner airports and if the airplane flies further than expected, you're charged per mile."

"Found my first gray pubic hair. The people in line with me at the market were not nearly as impressed as I was."