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Joke of the Day

"I was riding a horse once and its leg broke, so I had to shoot it -- everyone on the carousel freaked out."

"My dad said I'm likeable. I think of myself more as a lion but whatever."

"Why was 8 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"

"Did you hear about the schizophrenic accounts manager? He couldn't help but hear invoices inside his head."

"A question that answers itself What is curiosity?"

"[3am] *nudges wife* No way the old guy blew up all those balloons in Up in 1 night. Honey, you awake? I mean he's like a million years old."

"Dating. I met my wife at a Singles Bar. Funny thing is, I thought she was at home looking after the kids."

"You know what I call drowsy driving? Multitasking."

"Did you hear the new broom joke? It's sweeping the nation!"

"Why is the ocean blue? Because all the fish in there goes ""bloo bloo bloo"""