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Joke of the Day
"Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around? Because time will tell."
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"Tonight's going to be a good night if I can get that stupid song out of my head. Otherwise, no."
"If I put a cheddar cheese stick in a pencil sharpener Will it come out sharp or shredded?"
"What is Hitler's least favourite Christmas song? All I Want From Christmas Is Jew"
"ppl always judge adam & eve for listening to the talking serpent but u never hear a single person say anything about dr doolittle"
"It's not the most beautiful poem, but it's pretty deep I dig you dig he digs she digs we dig"
"The only thing I want written on my tombstone is ""I'm standing right behind you."""
"Sucks how every girl I'm interested in is either taken or has good taste in men."
"Einstein wrote a theory about Space... It was about time too!"
"Why did the ebo(l)la patient yell? Someone spilled wine (bolla) on his ELECTRONIC. (E)phones."