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Joke of the Day

"Found my first gray pubic hair. The people in line with me at the market were not nearly as impressed as I was."

"Modern technology has never matched the simplicity and grace of the traditional pen. In fact, you could say that there is still no e-quill."

"On this occasion of Chinese New Year I would like to ask all my Chinese friends. Of all the utensils that were invented to eat rice with... How the f**k did two sticks win?"

"Exams are like girlfriends! - difficult 2 understand - too many questions - more explanations are needed And results are most of the time failure..."

"Only 90s kids will get this: slavery. (1790s)"

"What is the temperature inside a tauntaun? Luke warm!"

"Taken 4: How does this shit keep happening"

"Fish sticks? Do you like fishdicks? Do you like to put fishsticks in your mouth? You're a gay fish."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Licksalottapuss."

"What's a statistician's favorite form of art? Data-ism"