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Joke of the Day
"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"
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"A guy was admitted to the emergency ward with half a dozen toy horses stuck up his ass. His condition was listed as ""stable""."
"Why do Scotsmen wear kilts? Because sheep can hear zippers a mile off."
"God is cruel God said that good lil wayne songs could be found in all corners of the Earth. Then he made the Earth round and laughed."
"What does Nic Cage have in common with Asian fathers? Oh God, not the B's! Not the B's!"
"What's a narcoleptics favorite game? Hide and go sleep."
"3-year-old: Can the baby come out to play? Pregnant wife: No, honey. She's not ready yet. 3-year-old: Wife: 3-year-old: Babies are lazy."
"I just went to jail for my wife's crime. She's Chinese, which I guess makes me guilty by associasian."
"Do you get extra points for killing two birds with another bird?"
"When a guy pulls his penis out, he can tell what his partner thinks about his size... ...based on their sighs."