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Joke of the Day

"what do you call a chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"

"ME: Sorry boss, I can't make it in today. Because of Ebola. BOSS: You have Ebola? ME: No but someone does and I am FREAKING THE HELL OUT"

"fovorite irish jokes? how does an irish duck say hello... whats the quack? - this may be the worst irish joke ever... does anyone have an irish joke worse than this?"

"Have you heard of Bill Cosby's new T.V. show? It's called, ""Women say the Dardest things."" He denies rape charges for thirty minutes."

"It's a bird, it's a plane! No, it's my data plan!"

"Why did Tiger Woods stop designing golf courses? He couldn't keep it down to 18 holes."

"I once went to an open air Queen concert. There was a terrible electrical storm during the performance. Thunderbolts and lightning. Very, very frightening."

"People who continually put the toilet paper roll in backwards are evolutionary dead-ends, like the Neanderthal."

"What is your mom's favorite animal? Macaque."

"I wouldn't bother making a joke about an infinite line No point."