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Joke of the Day
"How was the red sea made? Over a very long period."
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"If apple made a car would it have windows?"
"What did the Networking manager tell his assistant about working late? Tell my wifi won't be home for dinner."
"How many Hippies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hippies screw in dirty sleeping bags!"
"What was Hitler's favourite air vehicle? heilcopter"
"Nigerian people is the best in the world. One of them offered me 1 million dollar via email this morning in just exchange for $100."
"Why did the leper chase the leopard? Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)"
"Taylor Swift just waved at a boy and he didn't wave back so now she's got a new album coming out tomorrow."
"Q: What's the safest place to be during a North Korean missile strike? A: The place they are aiming at."
"What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs? Triangull"