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Joke of the Day
"Attention Netflix and Chill has been replaced The new thing is Cookies and Dick...that is all"
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"Cannibalistically speaking Did you hear about the 12 year old orphan cannibal? He had the family for dinner"
"WTF dude put your hands down I'm NOT robbing you I just enjoy wearing pantyhose on my face this is getting so old put $20 on pump 5 man"
"How many members of a particular ethnic minority does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Enough to reinforce my negative stereotype about them."
"Giving blood is a great way to help society AND lose unsightly blood weight!"
"Me: I hope you pee your pants, teach you not to hold it in! My daughter: You shouldn't wish for that..you're the one that does the laundry!"
"You can't run in a campground You can only ran because it's past tents."
"There's only one difference between Cinco de Mayo and St. Patrick's Day... On Cinco de Mayo no one wants to pretend to be Mexican."
"A boy asks his father The difference between up and down. His Father says 'You don't have up syndrome'."
"What do you call it when one lesbian ""Cock Blocks"" andother lesbian? Beaver Dam"