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Joke of the Day

"You say tomato, I say that's a weird thing to say for no reason. We were just sitting here quietly, and you're all ""tomato."" You can leave."

"What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!"

"You realize that Islam is a religion of peace right?? There's a piece of you here, a piece of you over here, another piece over there.."

"It creeps me out when my dog watches my wife and I have sex. We hide the videotapes, but he always finds them."

"Abortion jokes are never funny. So if you accidentally start forming one, you should terminate it before it comes to fruition."

"INXS was a really good band... It's a shame they hung it up."

"What do you call a kind rock Gneiss"

"Trump is such a good businessman that he literally wrote the book on business! Everyone should read it! Its too bad that it only goes up to chapter 11 though..."

"A blind walks into a bar He said ""Aw!"""

"Someone left a flyer on my windshield asking me to envision heaven, so I pictured a world where no one leaves flyers on my windshield."