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Joke of the Day

"A sandwich walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""

"Olive Garden really does make you feel like family. Last time I went there my server told me a racist joke & asked why I wasn't married yet."

"Why do Canadians like doggy style so much? So they can both watch the hockey game!"

"What is a Mexican with a rubber toe called Roberto"

"What's the difference between a regular product and a fancy one? The regular one says ""Made in China"". The fancy one says ""Designed in the USA. Made in China."""

"My bladder has been tested on this road trip. I still don't know how far a 'mile' really is but I can drive 75 of them before I have to pee."

"Did you know? If you laid out all of your veins and arteries... ...you would die."

"Red bull gives you crippling heart palpitations just doesn't have the same ring to it."

"I found a 1,700 yard rock the other day.... It was a real milestone."

"Two thieves were caught with a load of stolen batteries and fireworks... ...one of them was charged, and the other was let off."