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Joke of the Day
"A sandwich walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""
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"A threesome? No...if I wanted to disappoint two people at the same time I would go to dinner with my parents"
"Meeting new people and trying my best to act all sunglasses emoji."
"How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers? With relish"
"Did you hear about the fire at the convent? Nun survived!"
"I would like to thank everybody that stuck by my side for those five long minutes my house didn't have internet."
"Lets play army Want to play army? I can lay down and you can blow the hell out of me."
"What direction does a Walter White-themed GPS tell you to turn? Goddamn right."
"Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. ""With love, WikiLeaks"""
"Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they"