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Joke of the Day
"How many ways are there to please a guy? Three way."
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"[Parent-Teacher Conference] Teacher: ..if another kid is mean to her, she calmly walks away Me: *flips table* WHICH KID IS MEAN TO HER?!?!"
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"What do you call a Muslim on a plane. The pilot, you racist bitch."
"Someone talked to me today about having two X chromosomes. Typical woman."