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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a Rave in Ethiopia? Staple food to the ceiling."
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"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth inside."
"Tickle me Elmo was recalled They forgot to give him two test tickles."
"Why do priests have you call them Father.. Because 'Daddy' was too obvious"
"What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you? ""You can have my beer if you let me go."""
"My ex-wife still misses me... but her aim is getting better!"
"Archeologists digging in a site in Egypt found a mummy buried with a large amount of chocolate and nuts. Experts believe it to be the Pharaoh Roche."
"How are girls and jokes alike? They both tend to suck more the more strung-out they get."
"What did God say to the inventor of the didlo? ""If you build it, they will cum."""
"How do you confuse a Daily Mail reader? Tell him that asylum seekers kill pedophiles."