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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the rock make it to work today? He was stoned"
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"Sorry I wasn't ignoring you I was just watching 7 seasons and 54 episodes of this new show I found."
"I once had a job circumcising Elephants at a Zoo The work was hard but the tips were huge!"
"How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back you didn't say 'May I?''"
"Im not white im Jewish.."
"A woman goes to the doctor with a nail in her ear 'What's the matter?' asks the doctor. 'I'm listening to metal.' she answers."
"It takes a long time to delete 900 million dollars worth of stuff from an Amazon shopping cart."
"What does Putin's boyfriend say when he wants sex? Putin, Putitin"
"In California... Did you know that in California you cannot take a picture of a woman with a basket of strawberries? ...you need a camera because strawberries do not take pictures."
"I was having trouble sending text messages to my friend yesterday - so I text him ""test"" this AM. He quickly responded back - ""icle""........"