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Joke of the Day

"3 women went to a bar... And they wanted to know how lose they are.. * The first one slid in a hotdog * The second slid in a cucumber * And the third one went down the bar stool"

"Comb On! What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present? Gee, I'll never part with it!"

"""My wife is such a racist... she won't let me date black girls."" -Andy Breckman"

"Eat, Pray, Smoke Weed, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Eat, Love."

"I'm going to start a grocery store to compete with Food Lion I think I'll call it Nourishment Cheetah"

"Why does Washington DC stink? Because of the B O"

"A termite walks into a bar and asks ""Where is the bar tender?"""

"A bullet hit chuck norris yesterday Today is the bullet's funeral"

"My wife and I have lost over 150lbs combined!!! ...we divorced. I'm not sure how much she weighed but it was definitely over 150lbs."

"It should be illegal to play a police siren on the radio. Signed, my pants."