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Joke of the Day

"Heart attack When is the worst possible time to have a heart attack? When you are playing Charades."

"I get asked all the time why I play in a gay basketball league It's because I love going up and down the hardwood."

"My friend asked me why I haven't texted him in such a long while, I replied, ""My phone screen broke and now it's completely unusable... so I lost touch."""

"What is this the difference between America and Greece? 15 years."

"If your friends don't make fun of you, they're not really your friends."

"Pokemon Go is already more popular than Tinder, another app where you swipe to find monsters in your area."

"*holds ""bunny ears"" over someone's head for five hours as they have their portrait painted*"

"FIRST MONSTER: I'm going to a party tonight. SECOND MONSTER: Oh are you? FIRST MONSTER: Yes I must go to the graveyard and dig out a few old friends."

"People question the Christmas present I got for my mother They say a fridge is a terrible gift when she already has one. But when I saw here face light up upon opening it, all doubts where gone."

"I took a class in Women's Studies last semester. It was the tits."