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Joke of the Day
"Let me tell you a Statistics Joke. What is a Car in the U.S.? A mode of transportation. :D"
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"I love Americans. You guys have the best serial killers."
"What do you get when you mix a lesbian and a platypus? A lickalottapus."
"Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !"
"Raccoons wearing tiny little glasses, digging through trash and carefully reading nutritional information of any food items they find."
"I saw a billboard on the way to work this morning that read ""Future Events."" Well, that's a sign of things to come."
"Bieber fever begins with a rash on your gentials that quickly spreads to the brain."
"I told my ex I felt like killing her, and she said I needed professional help. I told her I don't have the money to hire a hitman."
"""Oh fuck, of course!"" -unicycler seeing a bicycle"
"Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear."