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Joke of the Day
"Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !"
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"Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was looking for ""Pooh."""
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"[God making water] ""it helps plants"" ANGEL: nice ""cleans things"" A: ok ""u die if u don't drink it"" A: ""& drown if u drink it wrong"" A: what"
"Newt Gingrich is the result of leaving a bobble head doll by a radioactive power plant."
"What has 6 eyes but cant see? 3 blind mice."
"Money doesn't buy happiness? Well it buys a jet ski. Have you ever seen a sad person on a jet ski? It's impossible to be sad on a jet ski."
"What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas? ""Thanks, I'll never part with it."""