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Joke of the Day
"I love Americans. You guys have the best serial killers."
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"What do the Canadian Illuminati call themselves? The Illuminat-Eh!"
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"The 9 circles of hell: 9) limbo 8) lust 7) gluttony 6) greed 5) anger 4) heresy 3) violence 2) fraud 1) shopping on Black Friday"