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Joke of the Day
"Bieber fever begins with a rash on your gentials that quickly spreads to the brain."
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"*phone rings* Wife - ""Quick! Pretend I'm not in!"" Me - *puts lipstick on the dog and watches Sleepless in Seattle* Wife - ""...."""""
"""Don't worry, the spider is smaller than you"" Yeah....so is a grenade"
"How many psychologists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, but the lightbulb has to WANT to change."
"What's the gayest way to die? Prince died from the flu ... Theraflu?"
"What the difference between meat and fish? If you beat your fish, it dies."
"Why did the dead baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken"
"Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss!"
"""Wow, this toilet is really uncomfortable..."" ~Me drunk in the hot tub as my guests throw themselves out"
"My car, spinning uncontrollably thru a crowd of ppl, & my Korean friend screams""HIT THE BLAKES"" & I'm like""I CANT BE THAT SELECTIVE"""