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Joke of the Day
"At first I was reluctant to fix my broken fence... but then I just had to repost."
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"Why is Jeb! Bush still running for president? Because the Bush family thinks that no child should be left behind."
"I bought shampoo for ""badly behaved"" hair. So relieved my hair will finally stop robbing banks and terrorising old ladies."
"Don't invest in SeaWorld It's really starting to tank"
"I like musical dramas. They really strike a chord with me."
"My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my dick And apparently ""heating up her meal"" is the wrong answer."
"TRUE FRIENDSHIP: Walking into a persons house and your wifi connects automatically."
"Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close enough to just pick it up."
"Gay jokes arn't funny Come on guys."
"I'm at my most Mexican when I'm chatting about a movie and I suddenly pronounce Antonio Banderas like a Telemundo newscaster."