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Joke of the Day

"At first I was reluctant to fix my broken fence... but then I just had to repost."

"Which movie is on every man's bucket list? Die Hard"

"What do you call someone who's never smoked weed? ilLITerate"

"I bet Hell is sitting in front of every person you know while a slideshow of all of your deleted selfies is played on a loop."

"How do you know if someone owns an Apple Watch? Don't worry, they will tell you."

"How did Donald Trump know he had an STD? Because he was fired"

"Just bought animal crackers and a kayak. I hate you Costco."

"Three Nazi's walk into a B.A.R. ..."

"What do you do to an aggressive vegan? Shove your meat in their face."

"They are making gluten free communion wafers now. I guess you eat them because they represent the beach-body of Christ."