167248
Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who's never smoked weed? ilLITerate"
Next Joke
"My girlfriend is going to a rastafarian party and has asked me to do her hair. I'm dreading it."
"What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos."
"How do Jewish kids learn to count? 10% off, 20% off, 30% off"
"What sound does an octopus make? A squid word."
"You know why half a joke isn't funny?"
"One woodworm met another. ""How's life?"" she asked. ""Oh same as usual"" he replied ""boring."""
"What separates man from animal? The Atlantic Ocean."
"What happened to Ray when he met the man-eating monster? He became an ex-Ray."
"I drafted 1984 Madonna and a meatball sub for my fantasy football team. Hey, it's my fantasy."