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Joke of the Day
"Which movie is on every man's bucket list? Die Hard"
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"What kind of pants to Mario and Luigi wear? Denim denim denim...denim denim demin I'll see myself out now...thank you"
"My girlfriend and I are fighting over my recent hair loss... I really hope it's just a rough patch"
"It took me a long time to figure out how one could like EDM music. I didn't think Electrical Discharge Machining could even make music."
"I tried a pot brownie once and I hated it I couldn't keep the damn thing lit."
"Men are like old car tires. Balding full of hot air and it never hurts to have a spare."
"[Chumbawumba concert] I get knocked down, but I get up again.. [whack-a-mole just goin nuts in the crowd] ""Aw hell yeah!"""
"Deep After stewing in his emotions, emo veg comes to the conclusion that the root of the world's problems is that people don't seem to carrot all."
"[At the Grand Canyon] Me: I L o v e T h i s P l a c e [ECHO] [ECHO] GC: Let's just be friends"
"There is nothing funny about menstruation jokes... Period."