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Joke of the Day
"Divorce Mickey - I want a divorce Minnie - Are you fucking crazy? Mickey - No.. I'm fucking Daisy!"
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Castro ! Castro who ? Castro bread upon the waters !"
"A real ice cream truck would have melted by now."
"There's a TV channel where you can buy all the Pope's speeches It's called ""Papal View""."
"What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant? ""Donkey!"" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work."
"Punish your cat by lint rolling him until he is completely gone."
"What kind of pants does Mario wear to work? Denim denim denim ;p"
"[Enters baby room late at night] *flicks switch* [baby's got a raccoon in a headlock] ""What the-"" DAD CLOSE THE DOOR THIS PUNK OWES ME MONEY"
"Starbucks should have a separate line for people who don't know what they want or how the world works."
"My ex-girlfriend often told me to stop being so competitive. Like I was ever going to let her come first."