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Joke of the Day
"What do you call Bruce Lee's mom when she's making obvious statements? A parent, Lee."
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"What do mexicans call their erect penises? Beaners"
"Long jokes... are never well received by members of the Wang clan."
"My therapist told me the reason I have a lower sex life than I want Is because I misinterpret what people are telling me. I'm pretty sure she wants my dick."
"What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy? The Boston Celtics"
"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."
"If laughter is the best medicine, then most facebook status updates are Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis and Syphilis all rolled into one."
"How do you make a cat sound like a dog? You light on fire. *woof*"
"I rescued a seagull, taught it karate and named it Steven, so what?"
"Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the ""orange you glad I didn't say banana"" knock knock joke"