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Joke of the Day

"Orange Julius is the third best thing to happen to oranges behind mimosas and the ""orange you glad I didn't say banana"" knock knock joke"

"Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers? A Dell"

"WHO ARE YOU RUNNING FROM IN YOUR OWN APARTMENT YOU FAT MONSTER NEIGHBOR I shout to my ceiling."

"""It doesn't make any sense... but does it make a dollar?"", says the marketing manager."

"The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...but the people of Abu Dhabi do."

"Why did the phosphorus atom go to the fortune teller? To find out his phos-fate!"

"What's the difference between a viola and a trampoline? You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline."

"The inventor of the Orgy has died today. Everyone is coming together for his funeral."

"So Jared Fogle is heading to prison. I wonder if he'll go for a six inch or try the footlong?"

"how do you keep bacon from curling in the pan? You take away their tiny brooms."