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Joke of the Day

"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."

"Today is ""bring your dog to work day"". I thought it was ""bring your dawg to work day"". So now DeShaun has to leave. Sorry dawg"

"In tandem with the supreme court ruling in favor of same-sex marriage New Line Cinema announced a sequel to Wedding Crashers. It's going to be called Wedding Crashers 2: Courthouse Marriages."

"We're having lobsters for dinner . Update - we have pet lobsters now"

"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip-off"

"How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking... Jk, rowling."

"Did you know that being possessed by a ghost increases your body weight? For weight loss, exorcising is recommended."

"When I was 15, the headmaster called me into his office and informed me that he had decided to make me Head Boy.I was really chuffed for about 10 seconds, then he started to unzip his trousers"

"Spank me once, shame on you. Spank me twice, that's more like it."

"Darth Vader: ""Listen Luke, this is a new arrangement for both of us. Let's not force things. Just let me know if you need a hand."""