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Joke of the Day

"So a woman's eye fell out of her socket and landed in the middle of her breast. ""BOOBS-eye!"" she said."

"What was special about Three-Eyed Suzie? She had no legs."

"The secret to having all of your dreams come true is to keep changing your dreams to something that's just about to happen anyway."

"A model train set is the male equivalent of 25 cats."

"Maybe that neighbor without a Wi-Fi password isn't an idiot. Maybe he's generous. And an idiot."

"The key to Simon & Garfunkel's success was that one was big and one was small. Before, duos were always the same size. They changed the game"

"I'm sick of having to pick up women's jaws after I walk into rooms."

"This Slow Jaywalker Thinks The Driver Of The Oncoming Car Values Human Life More Than Proving A Point, What Happens Next Will Surprise Him!"

"Yo mama joke(FNAF2) Yo mama is so ugly that even the puppet master was scared of her!"

"Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates? Because he's married."