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Joke of the Day

"If laughter is the best medicine, then most facebook status updates are Herpes, Gonorrhea, Hepatitis and Syphilis all rolled into one."

"What do Pedophiles hand out after dinner? Under eights"

"A man walks into a bar....... Says 'ouch'"

"what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? father's day"

"""I stand corrected"" said the man in the orthopedic shoes."

"What did Cholera say to Malaria? Are you gonna Jaundice on Saturday?"

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a telephone. Doctor: Why's that? I keep getting calls in the night."

"""I dropped the ball"" - things you never wanna hear during a Vasectomy"

"/r/jokes also went private, but not the whole thing Just jokes!"

"What do you call someone without any shins? Toeknee."