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Joke of the Day
"What do mexicans call their erect penises? Beaners"
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"Who sews really really fast? Tailor Swift"
"Whoa. I just did something & almost forgot to document it on the Internet. That was a close one."
"A cannibal is having a meal at a restaurant After finishing his main course he tells the waiter ""Czech please"""
"England at the Rugby World Cup"
"Why are cell phones like a dog's nipples? You don't have to shout into them."
"[presidents 2km race - finish line] OBAMA (checks stopwatch): just under 10 mins, did I beat the record? CLINTON: no, Bush did 9:11"
"Give me a minute, I can make this about me."
"What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids? Jack The Kipper."
"An Elf, a Dwarf, and a Man walk into a bar The Hobbit laughs at them and walks under it."