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Joke of the Day

"What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down? ""Let's get the flock out of here"""

"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !"

"I have a friend whose status says ""suicidal standing on edge of cliff'.... I poked him."

"Eating food off the floor, taking pills, trying to chase away ghosts? I grew up to be Pac-Man"

"in mexico, we don't say ""I love you"" cause we dont speak english."

"My 4 yr old: I wish I was a nurse. Me: You can be one day, if you want. Him: *sadly shaking head* No. I'm going to be a Power Ranger."

"They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating a massive disappointment."

"I hate the people who shout ""THIS IS THE POLICE, OPEN THE DOOR YOU CREEP"". Who plays those kind of jokes anymore? You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez."

"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away Though if you don't go see your doctor regularly for checkups, you're bananas!"

"Is there an apology card for: Sorry I kidnapped your dog and made him run on a treadmill to power my toaster last week, or no?"