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Joke of the Day
"I have a friend whose status says ""suicidal standing on edge of cliff'.... I poked him."
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"PEOPLE OF THE PLANE LISTEN TO ME WHEN THE SEATBELT LIGHT GOES OFF STAND UP IMMEDIATELY OR YOUR SPOT IN THE NON-MOVING LINE WON'T BE ASSURED"
"Breastfeeding your infant is important. But what about the wings and thighs? Should I just leave the whole KFC bucket in the crib?"
"I have the body of a God... ...unfortunately it's Buddha."
"Which is the most powerful colour? Super Cyan"
"Give A Man A Fish Give a man a fish and he'll say, ""This is incorrect; I ordered a Big Mac"". Teach a man how to fish and he'll say, ""What the fuck kind of McDonald's is this, anyway?"""
"What is the difference between a priest and a pedophile? A pedophile does not get tax exemptions for raping young boys."
"I rely on a little boy to tell me how I feel and boy, are my arms tired?"
"Amazon review: Amazon river DO NOT GO HERE! Everything tries to kill you, plus they don't even have free shipping."
"Little Timmy... Little Timmy had a drink, But drink he will no more, For what he thought was H2O, Was H2SO4."