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Joke of the Day

"They say an apple a day keeps the doctor away Though if you don't go see your doctor regularly for checkups, you're bananas!"

"Couches pull out... I don't"

"What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit? Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible."

"When guys claim to have had a threesome, the next question is usually, ""How was it?"" In my case, that question is shortened to one word."

"The secret to a long life Avoid death"

"Why is Hollywood full of vampires? They need someone to play the bit parts."

"I told this girl that I was an architect. It's true in a way, since I now have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up."

"What do you call porn with transgender midgets? Micro trans action."

"""Not all guys wearing Flannel shirts are Lumberjacks."" *hits tree with axe* "" Take me for example. I just hate trees."""

"i'm working on a porn filtering app that would show only vanilla porn... but I can't work out the kinks"