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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ? Cows ! Cows who ? Cows go 'moo' not who !"
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"I went to a dinner party for anorexics. There was an all-you-can't-eat buffet."
"all the haters throwimg tomatos at me while im on stage dont seem to understand that im always lookimg for extra tomatos to make soup with"
"What's attractive in a prostitute ? The Price. Own creation if anyone asks."
"Black friday, ughhhh ALL FRIDAYS MATTER!"
"Why did Hitler's Bed'n Breakfast fail? The only thing he served for breakfast was concentrated juice."
"*air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."" *air horn sound* *second air horn sound* Me: ""This isn't deodorant."""
"how many mice do you need to screw in a light bulb? just 2. The hard part is getting them into the light bulb."
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend He wiped"
"Her: Undress me with your words... Me: I saw a spider in your bra."