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Joke of the Day

"Police officer: what'd you take, you're sweating, shaking and going crazy.... Perp: nothing sir, just searching for The Lord!"

"She called me ugly I called her an ambulance"

"What did the sign say at a strip club Business doing pleasure for you"

"Two fish are in a tank One of them says ""Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"""

"Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? because he was outstanding in his field."

"What's the difference between a tire and 1000 used condoms? One is a good year and the other is a great year."

"So a black kid asks his dad..."

"Prince's death may have been murder. In these types of cases it's usually the butler or maid. Did anybody dust for Prince?"

"Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors."

"How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? One. They're efficient and don't have humour."