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Joke of the Day
"Houseguests should have a mandatory bedtime."
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"Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body."
"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"
"How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."
"*lays down on memory foam mattress* mattress: remember that time you pooped your pants in 3rd grade? me: I regret buying you"
"What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !"
"It's all fun and games until someone from real life recognizes you and you realize you're too small to drag off the body."
"What do you call a gay who actually fought in Vietnam and doesn't speak english? Russian"
"Pokemon go has made Reddit into a fangirl. But oh my gosh i must catch em all"
"You must never begin a sentence ""I is ..."". ESL teacher: You must never begin a sentence ""I is ..."". Clever student: Please sir, what's wrong with ""I is a vowel""."