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Joke of the Day
"Pokemon go has made Reddit into a fangirl. But oh my gosh i must catch em all"
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"There are two types of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"Fancy Dress Party tonight. Going as a masturbating guy with Leprosy Hope I can pull it off."
"Why don't bald guys with beards just walk upside down?"
"""What if Waldo finds me first?"" I ask naively. Grandma closes the book; the blood drains from her face. ""Don't let that happen,"" she warns."
"Trump wants to ban Muslims but if we learned anything from Prohibition it's that people will just make Muslims in their bathtubs."
"Hippies glare at me when I use plastic bags at the market. I wouldn't need to if this pack of gum had some handles."
"What kind of fruit is also a vegetable? Elton John in a coma."
"How many Hilary Clinton supporters does it take to change a lightbulb? None- they prefer to be kept in the dark"
"Why are children never the main characters in horror movies? Instead of gawking at the killer waiting to see what will they do with the bloody axe, kids will do the smart thing: Run."