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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !"
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"heres my To Do List - become the new kfc colonel, mess with texas, invent a new animal just to piss off scientists"
"Someone asked me how I view lesbian relationships. Apparently ""in HD"" isn't the right answer."
"I was in math class and my teacher asked ""What comes after 69?"" Apparently ""I do"" is not the correct answer."
"My finger became really swollen after I jammed it Friday. And thats how I found out Im allergic to jam."
"Arrested Development is cool, but when is Netflix gonna bring back my Grampa?"
"The most awkward part of meeting new people is when my kids say, ""Please help us."""
"""Keep pumping until something happens."" -Home Depot guy teaching me to prime the snow blower says the first thing I've understood."
"What is the painless frequency? 0 Hz"
"Fun Prank: When someone wakes from a coma, have everyone dressed in medieval clothes and welcome them back from ""The Sleeping Disease"""