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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a wireless with a hairdresser ? Radio waves !"
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"How does the Mexican national anthem start? Jose can you see....."
"What did the egg say to the boiling water? It'll take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid."
"Her: Do you consider yourself broadminded? Me: All I ever think about are broads... so I'll have to go with a yes on this one."
"The Canadian military is just a guy named Ross with a flare gun in an aluminum boat."
"*Detective stands over murder victim* This looks like a case of... *Takes off sunglasses* *Removes contacts* *Brushes teeth* *Goes to bed*"
"Taking their kid to a PG-13 movie must be a tough call for 13 year old mothers."
"After filling up my gas tank this morning before work, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways."
"What flavor do termites like best? Chair-y"
"To the guy that invented zero... Thanks for nothing."