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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin? No R-E-S-P-E-C-T."

"First thing I do every morning when I wake up is take a shit. Then I roll over and get out of bed."

"A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Hey! Get outta here! We don't serve your kind!"" The mushroom replies, ""Why not? I'm a fun guy!"""

"What does a food lover do when they try a new food? They CURIOUSLY MASTERCATE."

"What did one casket say to the other casket? Is that you coffin?"

"Why did Hitler really commit suicide? He got his gas bill."

"My doctor is always whispering to me something about not sticking Q tips in my ears. I need a louder doctor"

"I was gonna make a dubstep joke. ** . . .** But i'll just drop it."

"Mos Def (Most Definitely.) Hi Def (High. Definitely.)"

"My first joke ever Two buts were talking. Sudenly one but farts. Other bur replies : ""Yeah that was the thing i was thinkig abaut."" As a child i loved this one ."