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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you are the daughter of Rodney Dangerfield and Aretha Franklin? No R-E-S-P-E-C-T."

"The Devil has his own Bible. He's releasing it slowly in internet comment threads all across the web."

"What's long and thick and turns conservative women on? The Bible"

"What's long, hard and covered in blood? The Boston Marathon!"

"What is the difference between a painting and jesus? A painting only need one nail to hang"

"Someone told me they were getting colored contacts, and I said ""aren't all their eyes just brown?"" that was a complete misunderstanding."

"I don't understand how people aren't inspired by Donald Trump He proof literally anyone can be president"

"I don't love being single but I do love being happy."

"What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.? The Contrasection."

"During Sex Girl: Promise Me you Won't Break My Heart..., Boy: you are completely Silly Dear it's Not That Much Long"