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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"Joke It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."
"my dad asked me if I have an organ donor card. i guess he really is a man after my own heart."
"What do you call a Scotsman who works in a cloakroom? Angus McCoatup"
"What's the shortest Tom Cruise joke? He walks into a bra."
"How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2, unless they're small enough to fit a third in there."
"What do you call it when a broke person makes a sex tape? A Poorno."
"what would Netflix even do if i sent them back a DVD of me doing karate they'd have no choice but to add it to their collection i suppose"
"Have you heard of the new fishing net technology that is 300% more effective? cod damn it"
"At first I hated my new haircut... but it's growing on me."