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Joke of the Day
"How do you know if someone is an Alabama fan? Oh don't worry, they'll tell you."
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"What kind of dog can turn on your car? Yorkies"
"What do you call the study of food prices? EcoNOM-NOM-NOMics."
"Neighbor asked me over for coffee and said 'make yourself comfortable', so I did, I went home."
"Dad can I? A young man went up to his father and asks ""Can I have twenty bucks for a blow job?"" His father says ""I don't know. Are you any good?"""
"If your social security number was your cell phone number... what would your number be?"
"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"
"How many mexicans do you need to screw a lightbulb? Juan"
"It was delicious -1 2^3 E ....... And it was delicious"
"[A pair of crocs sitting on a riverbank] Why do you think people hate us so much? ""Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."""