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Joke of the Day
"Cannibal boy: mommy I don't like grandpa Cannibal mom: alright sweety, just eat the potatos"
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"Just saw a rainbow.........great now the sky is gay"
"So I'm not showing up to any Halloween parties this year... I'll be telling everyone I'm Malaysia Airlines Flight 370."
"Why did the kidnapped clock always read 12:00? His hands were tied."
"Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren't listening the first time !"
"A boy goes into a butcher's shop and says, Mum says can we please have a sheep's head..."". ""...and you're to leave the eyes in 'cos it's got to see us through the week."" Credit to Terry Pratchett."
"What do you tell a conductor when they lose control of their orchestra? Go Bach and get a Handel on it!"
"[At the Grand Canyon] Me: I L o v e T h i s P l a c e [ECHO] [ECHO] GC: Let's just be friends"
"Listening to a global economy futurist. Pretty sure in 20 years Chinese parents will say ""Clean your plate, people in the US are starving."""
"Some people talk the talk, others walk the walk. And here I am, a mute in a wheelchair."