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Joke of the Day

"I'm a really big supporter of gay marriage... Mostly because I believe one day there will be a law that will allow you to shoot gay guys. And when that day comes, it will be much easier to find them."

"What do cannibals eat for breakfast? Buttered host."

"What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs? Condescending. ;)"

"I've never really gotten along with my brother.... I wish he was more like my mom...in that I wish he died three years ago"

"How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation? Natural selection."

"Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child."

"Jokes What kind of bees make milk"

"I finally found a girl who is like my mother in every way! I brought her home and wouldn't you know it... my dad doesn't like her"

"What did the pencil say? Nevermind, it's pointless."

"if i told you you have a beautiful body.... would you hold it against me?"