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Joke of the Day
"How do they pick kids for the Make-A-Wish Foundation? Natural selection."
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"What have working for the KGB and oral sex got in common? One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit."
"Did you hear about the new skat porno? it's full of shit"
"Watching a sex scene with my parents is so awkward. My mom is such a bad actress."
"What do a Christmas tree and priest have in common? Their balls are just for decoration."
"What kind of animal lives in a triangle Hippotenuse"
"What sound does Reddit make when it blows up? Pao! Edit: Whoa, FP *and* gold. Thank you!"
"Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates? Because they rappel men and women."
"Yo momma's so old she has a separate entrance for black guys."
"[meeting a girl at the bar] ME (nervously cracking every knuckle): hi I'm brandon GIRL: please let go of my hands"