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Joke of the Day
"Chuck Norris trick-or-treated as himself as a child."
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"Why do asians eat dogs? Because they like their dicks?(* eating them ofcourse) I seriously dont know."
"I always cary a clump of my hair in my pocket so when people say, ""I like your haircut"", I can respond with, ""Thanks. Here, have some."""
"Remember when you were at a friend's house & their folks fought & you didn't know where to look? It's how I get when Glee does a rap song..."
"ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking, please fasten your seatbelts i wanna try something"
"Jedi Knights love analogies. ""Metaphors be with you!"""
"There was a question about Greece's economy in a German maths exam. What was it worth? Two marks."
"I asked my wife if she was up for a game of rape She said no I said that's the spirit"
"What do a woman's anus and a 9 volt battery have in common? (NSFW) You know its against your better judgement, but you put your tongue on it anyway."
"Seize the day. Attack the week. Murder the month. Approach your life in a generally violent way."