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Joke of the Day

"I've never really gotten along with my brother.... I wish he was more like my mom...in that I wish he died three years ago"

"*loses 100 pounds in the US* yes *loses 100 pounds in England* no"

"Ladies, don't waste your time picking up guys at Chuck E Cheese. Apparently they have a ""family"" & a ""wife"" & I'm ""ruining their dinner."""

"Dogs are great for meeting girls. Pack of dogs attack a girl she's gonna need to go to a hospital. Who's gonna drive her? That's right. You."

"what was wrong with the air? the swine flu"

"What do you call someone who worships Doritos? A chip monk."

"Star Wars Force Awakens joke Im Seriously concerned about new star wars. If this continues, Well then im very interested, How will the Rey with her training, run with Old Skywalker on her back"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world those who can count in binary and those who can't."

"The USA should invade the USA and win the hearts and minds of the population by building roads, bridges and putting locals to work."

"Need a Polygon ? Why not Trape**z**oidberg"