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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an arrogant prisoner walking down the stairs? Condescending. ;)"
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"What do thesauruses eat for breakfast? Synonym rolls."
"Eventually the entire written English language will be taken over by emoticons. Teenage girls will bring us back to Egyptian hieroglyphs."
"What do you call someone with a large head? The headmaster."
"Where did the crab work inside her new job at the pizza factory? At the crust station."
"LPT: If you ever find that your hard drive has been wiped, don't worry! Just call the NSA, they'll have have all your information backed up"
"Who is this Rorschach guy?... ...and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"
"Do you know whats funnier than 24? 25."
"I've never been in love but I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food."
"How much credibility is there in that whole ""you can punch yourself handsome"" theory? Asking for a friend."