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Joke of the Day

"What did the pencil say? Nevermind, it's pointless."

"My mom has two assholes Her real asshole and my father."

"Why don't witches wear underpants? To get a better grip on the broom"

"Accordion to a recent study, switching the words of a sentence with a musical instrument often goes unnoticed. It's science."

"Small dick can also hurt the ego of a man."

"Met with a girl on tinder, Turns out her eyes were on her elbows instead of her face. She looked different than I thought she would."

"Sex with two is a twosome, sex with three is a threesome. Why do you think guys are called handsome?"

"I've gone unverified for 5,000 years. Why change now?"

"Why can't the T-rex clap its hands? Because it's dead."

"Vegeta truly had his karma come back to him. He got married and had kids."