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"Why are pills white? Because they work."
"My family seemed kinda happy that the rice I made yesterday fell on the floor before I could serve it tonight."
"I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any."
"Had a fight with an erection today... I beat it single handedly."
"Little Johnny calls for his mom ""MOM! MOM!"" ""What is it Johnny?"" ""Does Grandma know anything about car mechanics?"" ""No, why?"" ""She's outside, under a bus"""
"TUPAC IS DEAD BIGGIE IS DEAD AND ME ALSO I AM FEELING NOT SO GOOD"
"Calling your girlfriend Dumbledore.. ..cause she's the real head master"
"We should probably stop all the 'Leo never won an Oscar' jokes... ...it's now irrevenant."
"What did Leonardo DiCaprio say when he planted a seed? Inception"