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Joke of the Day
"I just bought that new aftershave ""Stalker"".... It's slightly stronger than Obsession."
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"I found a 1,700 yard rock the other day.... It was a real milestone."
"ROMEO:But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you."
"I stopped listening to my parents' advice after they told me not to eat paste, and it was delicious."
"Have you heard the new hipster joke? Yea, I have it on vinyl."
"Rodney Dangerfield joke I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!"
"My friends laughed at me when I said ""No homo."" Now I have to find some other way to scold my boyfriend."
"I'd tell you my Jim Jones joke... But the punch line is too long."
"Why do men masturbate? it is sex with someone they love"
"What do you call a group of rabbits walking backwards? a receding hare line"