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Joke of the Day

"ROMEO:But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you."

"Looking to sell me theremin. Haven't touched it in years."

"Sex in front of a mirror. I really see myself doing it."

"A Buddhist monk walks up to a Hotdog vender and says ""Make me one with everything"""

"I wasn't there when you told me not to stay."

"What do you call the Flintstones if they're black? Niggers."

"County lockup has been a lot more fun since they started giving out temporary prison tattoos."

"They say 2 out of 3 people live next to a pedophile.. But not me. I live next to two really hot 9 year olds."

"Hey I just met you... And this is Crazy... But this is a nice restaurant... So, Silence your baby!"

"do you know? Did you know It takes the average American male approximately 4 minutes to have an orgasm. Do you know how long it takes the average woman? Who fucking cares."