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Joke of the Day

"Rodney Dangerfield joke I'll tell ya, my wife and I, we don't think alike. She donates money to the homeless, and I donate money to the topless!"

"How do you tell if a lesbian installed your flooring? It's all tongue and groove."

"The other night, my wife asked me how many women I'd slept with. I told her, ""Only you. All the others kept me awake all night!"""

"Crack babies are really sad but meth babies are super productive."

"Why is twelve an unfair number? Because it's two against one"

"What kind of church does a triangle attend? Anglican."

"How do you become really unpopular on Reddit? Tell someone they reposted."

"I don't know about you, but I can't wait to be ashamed about what I do this weekend."

"Why don't pencils and graph paper get along? Because they're made out of graphite"

"Teen: Your brows are on fleek! Me: (confused) Yeah well your FACE is on fleek. Teen: Thanks! Me: God damn it."